This is the feel good news I needed in my day.

The appearance on this song on the Pentatonix Christmas album is the cornerstone of my argument that Shrek is a Christmas movie. Every year I am closer to being thrown out of a family holiday meal.

No it doesn't.

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Wait, seriously? Dang it...

Marko Kloos: Frontlines book 1 summary.

I use my KitchenAid stand mixer for shredding cooked meat (throw out those awful bear claws lol). I also bought some cheap off brand attachments to shred cheese and carrots. I now use it almost weekly.

Laughs in Bobiverse

The what?

Fap like a billionaire.