Mastodawn

Whomst among us has not secretly (or not so secretly, knowing some of you👀) YEARNED to sink into the warm, strong, protective embrace of those muscular pink arms

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Ciarán O'Brien Jun 25

When the Irish Labour party, of *all* parties, is roasting your ass, there's simply no way out, you're fucking DONE

Ciarán O'Brien Jun 20

Poverty is a big problem in Hastings, so sadly there's a lot of storefront churn. So while I'm sad to see the best toasties cafe ever is gone, I did also find a new food hall in the old town that must have used a whole bulb of garlic in this absolutely *delicious* chilli and chicken noodle dish, so I really hope it's still here next time I visit.

Ciarán O'Brien Jun 12

Ah, the plot thickens. After more than one attempt to contact the moderators, they finally supplied the offending post.

This confirms 2 things:

1. The moderation is hilariously lopsided and biased.

2. Aaron Rodericks, Bluesky's alleged head of trust and safety, is a little bitch who absolutely name-searches to find users to pick on.

Despite all the gloating he does about ignoring posts that criticise his *many and varied* failures, from changing the rules to protect Jesse Singal toliking underage porn posts to deleting all the Palestinian accounts he can find, he can't filter it all, and what does get through is getting to him.

Ciarán O'Brien Jun 11

I'm calling it Lossan al-gaib

Ciarán O'Brien Jun 5

We are so close to It Happening 👀

Ciarán O'Brien May 24

Yes... ha ha ha... YES!!

Ciarán O'Brien May 23

I mean who *doesn't* scream "MR. BLOBBY!" during sex?

Ciarán O'Brien May 23

My friend also keeps a lifesize cutout of Dean Winchester in the bathroom to startle guests and it worked 100% of the time

Ciarán O'Brien May 23

Visiting a friend and he has the cutest drink coasters

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