This must be the work safe version.

Somebody smudged the f*#k out of your image.

Six fiddy? Shazam!

Luke…I look like your father.

Foshay Tower reflection?

How do you think tires feel when they’re vulcanized? Try to put yourself in their treads.

Well there’s a white room with black curtains in the station. I’ve heard this many times.

At most companies there’s no option. You have to do the random drug they’re testing or risk termination.