I suspect things look like this:

If I ever become wealthy, I will buy a bidet with warm water, and make my residence have the piping for it. Switching to a cold-water bidet saved me a ton of TP. Alas, it would take $19,000+ for my current house to have 60-year old piping replaced to accommodate instant hot water.

My house takes at least 5 minutes for the shower to get warm. I am wasting a ton of water, but the alternative is hypothermia.

I think he is projecting what he wants to do: Using American nukes to cause the rapture.

Hopefully the crusaders go into the desert, and never return. Alas, the likes of Pete Hegseth wouldn’t dare to set foot in any place where he could lose it.

The lady with the pen is actually the patient, who had delusions of being a doctor. She has been cured.

If only. The president in that film cared for his people, and sought experts.

On the fiery side, we might have MAGA troops manning Tesla Tanks.

The pessimist in me says the same thing that happened for many Confederates and Nazis: Forgiven and allowed to return into the folds of society, to fuck over humanity again.

I would like to be wrong. It is my desire to see them overflowing baskets and filling cardboard caskets.

At $300,000 a pop, being a dog catcher has never been more lucrative.