i love how 🙃 doesn't have a real analogue because people don't go upside-down very often but the meaning of the emoji is so immediately intuitive.

what is it about the child safety lids on pill bottles that make them so tantalizing to start biting on when you can't open them.

i am saying this non-judgementally but i wonder what it is that makes kids So Bad at video games. is it struggling to parse the rules of the game? reflexes? underdeveloped motor skills? fear? what makes them see an enemy and run straight into it.

pinning this: i tend to unfollow people who post Very frequently (like, many times a day/hour frequently) because it tends to break my feed completely and causes me to miss a lot of my quieter mutuals' posts. if we're mutuals and i unfollowed you bc of this, it's nothing personnel and we're still chill.

to other people who have to use discord on linux: how the fuck do you live like this.

around may 2022 tumblr was ramping up its monetization and advertising a lot and it made me so mad i made a neopet Zafara named TumblrStaff so i would Not Feed Him. i imagined his daily life is like, a Promethean "liver being pecked by eagles" sort of torture.