I totally forgot there was a football game last night. Did anyone actually watch that

@go_sixers_go better be asleep. No shot you stay up for Mastadon but not a world series game

@jonah being from Minnesota and creating an  emoji is the redemption arc of a lifetime

This is basically Reddit meets Twitter

What's it called when you post something?? Mastodoning??? Sounds sexy

Omg my gf just asked what I'm doing on my phone. How do I explain anything that's going on