Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.

Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.

Pretty much this, my friends and family thought I was being negative. But now, a few either, don’t like admitting it or they act like I’m a wizard.

What’s your budget, here’s 2 options.

Brother HL2405 $139: https://a.co/d/0bHDQ885

Brother HL2460DW $179: https://a.co/d/0ccXVUgP

The proper way to escalate this joke is to start sending a six pack of beans after they’ve called and complained to DoorDash.

I would be to take the excess beans after the first delivery and reuse them to drop them off at your parents. Then point out they’re clearly eating the beans if after every delivery there’s a few cans missing.

And Iran, Iran so far away.

Agreed, instaban’s are a tad heavy handed. As not everyone understands how the system works.

I can neither confirm nor deny baked goods preferences without counsel present.

And if time really is a flat circle, then one of us should remember this conversation already.

I don’t.

Which means you’re early… or I’m late. 🤔