2018 saw me go from "weed maybe once a year" to "the kind of person who chills his bong"

2018 was strange.

Dear Seattle,

I have arrived by sea. I am here to eat, drink, play pinball, and be terrified by the new floor at the space needle.

Any other ideas?

I can't donate already because Hep but this is a great phishing campaign idea anyway so thanks I guess?

Also stuff your bivalent gender circles.