Anyone think that Real Madrid would have gazumped us for Raya if Courtois’s injury happened earlier?

No? Just me? Okay.

removes tin foil hat

The bad man is no more 🙌

In all seriousness, surprised he didn’t want to break the all time PL scoring record. Shearer eating good tonight.

Gutted that Trossard isn’t starting. Arguably our best player in preseason.

Guess I have to settle for him coming on in the 63’ and scoring a banger in the 78’ to win us the Community Shield. 😔

I am completely dumfounded. Who could have possibly seen this coming?!

I expected nothing less from you. Perfect choice.

I just fell to my knees at a Barnes & Noble.

Fantastic news!

I was so confused about what you were talking about. Lol

“There’s a lot of threads already on here. Is he sniffing the paint?”

Then I saw the link and I realized hahaha. Sorry I’m slow.