Goodreads just recommended this book to me and I misread the author at first so now all I'm thinking about is the name "Dumbass Malone"

SPACE

When I arrive at the gates of Hell and ask how it is I ended up there

You've heard of big tiddy alf now get ready for

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In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.