What are we supposed to tell our children when they ask why none of their M&Ms have a penis?

For the first time in my adult life I own a pair of slippers! Stoked to try em out!

Y’all they’re literally trying to monopolize our food chain when grocery prices are high and pretty much nobody’s talking about it.

If your last name is Stahl you’re not guaranteed to play in the NHL but it definitely helps your chances.

Pretty indifferent. Overall I like Argentina as a team more, but also have some good family friends in France and would be happy for them. Wanted a good game and that was delivered!

Cold winter morning. Heated blanket. Cat. World Cup game. Perfect.

The new Christmas Story movie was an excellent execution. Just the right amount of self-awareness cheese without ever crossing the line, great characters and call backs, heartfelt, great take on Ralphie’s development, not too obvious. I dug it.

Based on my cat’s behavior, a heated blanket has nothing on a pizza box

First time trying a vid here