If you are a grown man with children who’s been in multiple long-term relationships and are still immature enough to leave me on read when I ask if you’ve got plans for the weekend, you’re not getting asked again. Loser.

Et tu, Cesar Chavez?

My main concern about Kristi Noem getting canned is that someone even worse will take her place.

People on dating apps really need to get better at reading bios.

Loving a country does not mean cosigning its bullshit.

I’m happy for the US women’s hockey team. The men’s team can suck it.

So, I understand some sports happened today.

Oakland represent!

It may be Andrew’s birthday, but hearing he was arrested felt like it was mine.