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Your friendly neighborhood raccoon :^)
I have no idea what I'm doing and you can't stop me
IQ - 4
Oh yeah and my name is Rocket
Heels?On
Face?Beat
Rocket?Launched
Yee?Haw
Okay but who the fuck actually Wants to be a Paladin in dnd
This was originally not meant to be a subtoot when I posted it but it is now
I think you all are very cute and I love you dearly
@WammKD you both are everything I want to be
I just shaved my head and I think I've ascended
How do I explain to the nice lady recommending me shoes that I refuse to wear open toed shoes bc I only have 8 toes?
Love when white kids are like "iM 1/16 bLacK" like fuck off, I'm 1/4 brown and my mom once got harassed in a grocery store about how she got such a light skinned baby

Got a really cool job offer today at a rehab clinic, but the rule is you have to be 5 years clean to work there (which I get 100%) and I started to feel bad about not being clean for that long but

That's longer than I've lived in the states
If I were clean for 5 years I'd be clean since I was 16
Like, why feel bad about it
I'm still clean I'm just young and doing my best and that's okay!
It's okay to not be clean as long as other people!
I'm almost to 1 year though!

@moiety 💛🦝💛🦝💛🦝💛
@Sapphicgiraffic plush goat could commit tax fraud in my name and I would forgive plush goat