i can't understand anything in my fed timeline
https://mastodon.network/media/v789yF4oE7eMnHMBRJ0

saw this 'shop on birdsite and decided it was time to try ditty.it on the same night
https://mastodon.network/media/4WHotbmko77kBE8Gb1U

heck yes
https://mastodon.network/media/bjmYy9hxYJFKAvH2yLU

i am sad to report that this shop does not sell shelled friends
https://mastodon.network/media/Tv6rk8AvLb6uosW4xf4

hey I look kinda cute today
https://mastodon.network/media/gb5XjMaBNBC2z5PSygo

pepsi pup? #dogsofmastodon
https://mastodon.network/media/wfSqlqV49JQ64PoYruo

gay hat in public

UGHHHHHHH

i opened facebook in safari to see my friends' reactions to the unicorn bullshit since they both work at starbucks and... yeah. it's sooo tempting to click that little button