People always be like "Oh Mr Billionaire tell us how you made your billions of dollars! What's your secret ingredient to success??" as if the truthful answer isn't "I convinced the government to pay me money to make a thing that was already free before, and then sold it back to the government (or to myself!) for a huge markup at taxpayer expense. This artificially inflated the value of my stock which I then used as collateral to secure enormous personal loans that I have no intention of ever paying back. Also I refuse to pay my workers and I don't pay a single cent in taxes."

It's crime. The secret ingredient is crime.

"Why do you hate Donald Trump so much?"
Ahem...
*Yakko singing voice*

Michigan, Palestine, Israel, China
Venezuela abuse.
Columbia, Greenland and Cuba and Yemen,
Iran and the Strait of Hormuz

Grifting and stealing, embezzlement, dealing
Insider stock knowledge galore.
Obstruction, conspiracy, heresy, tyranny,
Also his third wife's a whore. 🎶

Kidnapping, stalking, insanity, sleepwalking,
Fascism, farting and tapes.
Gaslighting, gun violence, murder and riots,
And groping, harassment and rape.

Injecting your body with horse paste and lights,
The medical trauma of children.
Stealing elections, and then insurrection,
And fraud in the multi-bajillions. 🎶

Mispellings, misspeaking, his hairline is leaking,
The Epstein-y Files are late.
Spewing his phobias all over socials:
Misogyny, racism, hate.

Perjury, lies and refuse to comply
With the courts cause he just doesn't wanna.
Breaks from reality, torture, and vanity,
Adderall and marijuana. 🎶

Evasion, soliciting, falsely imprisoning
Thousands of people in camps
Election subversion, hush money perversion,
Sticking his face on a stamp

The White House demolished, the wall isn't started,
A brand new gold jet from Qatar
Total immunity, corruption, impunity...

*deep breath*

...Bloated, oblivious, mean and lascivious, hateful and hideous, dumb and delirious, clueless and cruel and bizarre.