I agree with Jake & Elwood

former White House doctor and current Congressman Ronny Jackson got demoted by the Navy from Admiral to Captain, so now he’s officially “Captain Ron”

I’m glad the qualicty of this wordpress theme is checked regularly :-)

Current House Speaker Mike Johnson looks like an AI mashup of Stephen Colbert and Chris Hayes

Been messing around making a bunch of fake animated logos and I think this one might be my fave…

Splurged on an ad for the festival directory; my face is a little lost in the gutter but at least I’m not *face down* in the gutter (yet🤞)

I have no idea what temu is but they’re always pitching the absolute most random crap

Usually I don’t want my weather app to editorialize but today it’s on point