Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms of nepo babies! Way to give your kids a head start and entrench privilege!
#mothersdayPlot twist: Harlan Crow is George Soros in disguise!
I have a Broth IRA that’s all stock
Why does Netflix still think “more info” means “start the movie”?
Retail sales are slowing, probably because stores aren’t sending enough emails. 🙄
Henry Ford hated jazz and had some less-than-kosher theories on why it was so popular, so I wrote a 1920s-style jazz song in his honor. Enjoy!
https://youtu.be/RNtMGDbRmDo
Beep! Beep! Outta the Way! [Official Lyric Video]
When you put a tracking no. into DHL’s website it should just give you a big shrugging emoji
I’m very excited they’re still making new Star Wars series, like Ahsoka, etc. It means my spec script about a roadie for the Cantina band still has legs! Call me, either of the Johns Favreaux!
When I laugh and say to my computer screen “it’s so dumb!” it means that I am pleased with what I’ve created 😝
