You put on the Thong Song and show them the goods.

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
The OnionNah, I had the same issue too. It turned out to be the size of the banner, but I went through trial and error to get the right size because I couldn’t find any lemmy documentation for what the right size is.
“Now, scratch the base of my tail and I will give you a better look.”
When she wants to speak to Death’s manager’s manager, is that God or is it Deaths all the way down?
That better be 40% dolomite!
I mean…I thought we were in agreement that these were improvements.
God meant to kill the cat Baxter from the Meow Mix commercials; everything is still going according to plan.
Maybe a mix? I always assumed peanut butter and chocolate cats were at least part tortie. Then again, I didn’t even know the name until a few years ago, I just always referred to them as peanut butter cup cats 😅
That’s a cute tortie; love her black boop!