parodymandotcom

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Song parody writer, fiction writer, non-fiction writer, skit writer, script writer, toot writer! FAN OF: science fiction & fantasy, sports, comedy, music, and Big Red Zero soda. I like photography and hope to someday graduate from picture-taker to photographer.
Websitehttp://parodyman.com/
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parodymandotcomMar 10
So apparently dropping an anvil on someone doesn’t turn them into a walking accordion. I know this now.
Show threadparodymandotcomJan 6
@HamonWry You think ICE will deport him?
parodymandotcomJan 6
I turned down an after-dinner chocolate, so I’m pretty sure I have the willpower needed to be given a Green Lantern ring.
parodymandotcomJan 1
The year is new, but I am not
I quickly lose my train of thought
But here's a thing you must be taught
You have to know -- crap, I forgot
Show threadparodymandotcomNov 23
@HamonWry At the speed his reindeer fly to get him around the world in one night, the wind scrubs all the soot away. Into the atmosphere. Santa is a major cause of air pollution.
parodymandotcomNov 10
Posted the lyrics to "Beaujolais Nouveau" to parodyman.com! http://parodyman.com/lyrics/beaujolaisnouveau.htm
Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht

parodymandotcomOct 16
I'm not saying that I use too much lighter fluid on my charcoal, but the Riders of Rohan just showed up.
parodymandotcomOct 9
I swear, some people have no f-ing clue. But enough about me.
parodymandotcomOct 9
I have reached the age where I occasionally have Schrodinger’s bowel: I simultaneously have to poop and don’t have to poop.
parodymandotcomOct 5
Posted the lyrics to "Video Games" to parodyman.com! http://parodyman.com/lyrics/videogames.htm
Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht