How about “hey, just as a reminder, submitted false information to INZ is an offence that may result in fines, cancellation of visa or prison, and this includes misrepresenting your appearance. Did you want to submit a new photo?”

It’s Scotland. You don’t tip, because they have laws that require that you actually pay your staff

Fun fact, “pineapple” was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you’d want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

Recorders are pretty light and hard to damage by mishandling them.

No, I didn’t read past the title - why do you ask?

Financial networks either need “network neutrality” rules or maybe that monopoly needs to get broken up

Penn and Teller do a bit with a nail gun where Penn does a monologue about how they are magicians so there is obviously a trick, and that’s the point - they want the audience to come along and enjoy the show and watch them do things that seem dangerous, while knowing that even if something goes wrong they aren’t going to be complicit in someone getting hurt or killed by encouraging them to take those risks.

Idk, not really relevant to what you said, but I think about that a lot

I’m sure the CEO got a call from the Whitehouse and had a brief, rambly word salad vomited at them over the phone, and replied diplomatically along the lines of “we will absolutely investigate that as a possibility” in much the same way you placate someone elses precocious child

I wish her the best of luck and sincerely hope I am wrong, but I would be completely unsurprised if there was a Tragic Accident in the next 18 months

• Stands on scale
• Presses tare button
• Immediately evaporates

Maybe? It depends on how the laws get written?