white chocolate is dei chocolate

not terminally online, but online enough to have seen mr noem's bewbies

even a toilet taco needs a forehead kiss sometimes

starting to notice the amount of gender code switching i do around cishet men smh i deserve and oscar for this shit

i hear people are driving trucks full of anti-matter i know a bunch of places to ram those trucks into

one of my friends just got her audhd dx and is now announcing business ideas centered on being audhd and it's weird and kinda gross

i needed a new avi