You can really mix it up by changing the ! at the end with ?. The hackers will never expect that.

It’ll be hilarious when their pants refuse to stay up and they have to break into the maple syrup they smuggled aboard in their Secret Canadian Pocket.

I’m my city in the mid-late 90s it was popular for girls to have long daisy chains of keychains hanging out of their back pockets, longer the better. The clatter between classes was maddening.

It was like a right of passage to steal your first fistful of sassy keychains from Spencer’s or Claire’s. So dumb.

I’d say the boys were more rational, but guys would compete to have the longest wallet chain (I had a degreased bike chain) if you were punk/alternative, or the widest Lane wallet (probably fake) sticking inches out of your back pocket.

Oh yeah, and way too long braided leather belts that hung down past your knee.

Delicious.

If you simply cut your hands off these petty grievances will become a distant memory.

People that are rich enough to pay to use a restroom never have germs on their hands anyways, so they just rinse their hands with warm water to participate in the quaint hand washing ritual that the poor insist on perpetuating.

I heard Hunter Biden had Clinton emails on his laptop.

That’s why the frogs are gay.

No, dummy. The sun IS the moon. It just puts its fire out in the ocean every evening.

I thought I was getting away from misinformed slander like this when I left Reddit.

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