Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

I would say /theydidthemath but we’re not at the bad place anymore.

No. Never. Not once in life.

Their yard. Their house. Their shit.

Mind your own business.

Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

To get rid of him. For good and all.

Fucking monstrous doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Ace Combat 7.

The Canyon Run is kicking my ass.

What? You mean Rob Schneider, Keven Sorbo, and Kid Rock aren’t turning out crowds for him?