I asked an AI (ChatGPT) to write an ode in iambic pentameter to Silas. Why, I think this robot has known my cat for all his life!

You can try out the toy here: https://chat.openai.com/chat

Update on my lost luggage, I have good news and bad news.

Good news: they found my bag.

Bad news: they can't send it over until frigging Saturday.

Also suspect how the f-up happened: only just realised that when I got in the flight they didn’t scan my boarding pass at the gate, so they must have assumed I had missed my flight.

Good morning to everyone, except to Ryanair who lost my sodding hold luggage.

And a heartfelt Bollocks to Brexit as well, since I now have to pay up to £2 for data roaming.

This is Ty Lee, I'm staying with her humans in London. She's a smart and adventurous little cookie.

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