the 5eva online boy

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views not my own and i have no idea where theyre from help
pronounshe/him mainly

I'm doing wrestling training in January

Hell yeah

I'm so tired this sucks
If you play music out of speakers when you're on the bus...don't
Top 3 dog types:
1) corgi
2) dachshund
3) little angry gremlin-looking terriers
Oh boy I've reached my optimum tiredness level where I hate everything and know I need to go to bed but also cannot be fucked because it means I'll be back at work woooo

Cool apparently I'm on a fucking call in an hour and a half about something that I have barely any fucking idea about and am now extremely fucking stressed

I fucking hate client-based work I don't want to fucking talk to people fuck fuck fuck

Hello yes I am the pancake king

Still can't believe I made these

Just overheard a child on the bus saying "It's cold and I had a freezing shower earlier and I died of hypothermia"

Thank you, mystery child, for bestowing such a good sentence upon the world

Christ, I've been worrying about this meeting later today about a site where I'd taken compression off so an opt-in cookie notice would work which has caused page load times to increase and traffic to drop and I've just realised. Traffic's dropped because fucking cookies aren't being set lmao
I don't wanna go to work today