We're expanding our business by offering sandwich delivery right to your door! For $5 extra we'll feed it to you like you're a baby bird

sorry for my absence the bosses put me in the quiznos pit as punishment for not doing a good enough job

Well cut me into little bits and call me a Quiznos Classic Italian Sub! (as far as you know this is not what we do)

I will burn every church to the ground, tear every shop apart, force families from their homes just to make more Quiznos

Our business plan for the next fiscal year is basically doing the same old shit but also burning down every Firehouse Subs on Earth

BOFA these subs buy one get one free!!!

We will have completely phased out lettuce in all of our North American locations by the year 2020

please eat quiznos...... please

Our lawyers are telling us that we can't just go around saying that our Turkey Ranch & Swiss sub cures syphilis so please forget we ever said it

DID YOU KNOW: Quiznos was the 3rd most popular baby name in 2003!