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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It's a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises?

Seriously, you can't have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

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