From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:
McCarthy: “There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God.”
Ryan: “This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?”
McCarthy: “Alright.”
Ryan: “This is how we know we’re a real family here.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html
Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”
Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”
Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”
Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”