Porsche Cayman Driver

@Porsche
19 Followers
2 Following
9 Posts
This account has nothing to do with Porsche the company. I'm not a stripper either. I drive a Cayman.
Show threadPorsche Cayman DriverSep 4, 2025
@babikeblockers Bikes are overrated and annoying. Try walking.
Porsche Cayman DriverApr 2, 2025
RIP Iceman.
Porsche Cayman DriverFeb 6, 2023
The Hilton Honors (Gold member here) is a joke. Their digital key sucks. Their iOS app sucks. Finally, their Palo Alto Garden Inn is trash. $330 per night for this garbage?!
Porsche Cayman DriverDec 17, 2022
Drove her home 7 years ago this month. What a joy is it to drive…just need a new set of Michelins. Damn supply chain issues.
Porsche Cayman DriverDec 16, 2022
South Park needs to make a second “biggest douche” episode starting Elon Musk who also coincidentally happens to be a gigantic piece of shit. Fuck you, Musk.
Porsche Cayman DriverNov 21, 2022
Don’t be like this driver. Park responsibly. #Cayenne
Porsche Cayman DriverNov 21, 2022
#RIPTwitter I suppose I can give this a shot.
Porsche Cayman DriverSep 28, 2017
Curvy Road. My kingdom for more curves.
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Porsche Cayman DriverSep 28, 2017
I've used this platform for 5mins and I don't think it'll succeed. Let alone taking on Twitter. 500 characters is too goddamn many.