My work phone is an iPhone. It’s fine. 🤷🏼‍♀️ The camera is great, even compared to my pixel. The thing that drives me nutty is all of the ads. I love having ReVanced and xManager on my personal phone.

Every. single. action. is. so. tedious. The second I tried to place my first path and build an enclosure, I knew I was in over my head.

I understand the finicky controls are what allow people to build incredible, elaborate structures. But I don’t want to spend 12 hours designing a crystal monkey enclosure.

Planet Zoo.

As a kid who grew up playing Zoo Tycoon, I was STOKED for a new Zoo management game. I even built a whole new computer to run it.

Turns out it’s more of a 3-D modeling program than a management/simulation game. And I don’t have the time or patience to figure it out.

On reddit I was PorcupineClothes, after an old Regina Spektor demo tape song.

I’ve never joined a website early enough to just have a one-word username! So I sprung on the chance to just be Porcupine.

Upvote when it’s a hot take I agree with. It’s gotta be a hot take though. Not the most popular opinion.

Aaaaand that’s it. Literally everything else I just read and move on.

“Derry Girls” and “Pen15” are both hilarious and perfectly capture the awkwardness of being a teenage girl. I actually had to ask my husband to leave the room during Pen15, because it felt like he was watching footage of my most embarrassing moments.

All of them. 🏴‍☠️

But seriously, I feel like Seasons is an essential. If you like building, Tiny Living and Dream Home Decorator are great. Gameplay wise… idk they all kind of suck and feel samey after a while. And all of them are broken in their own way.

Matcha. 🤤 The closest Asian market is 30 minutes away, so I usually make it myself.

One. I am a dumb dumb and don’t quite understand the point of being on multiple instances. Also so many of them are weirdly… ideological??

Honestly I just order from Target. I know the products are legit, and I can usually do same day pickup.

(Lately I’ve preferred to shop in person. The stereotype is true – once you become a mom, getting a Starbies and walking around Target becomes your self-care.)