Since Facebook apps are always spying on their users, all Facebook users should be entitled to a 24/7 livestream from Mark Zuckerberg's phone.
cis/hetero male who is bored with the incessant blandness of men's fashion
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Jonathon
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composition student. 24. washington state, usa.
cis/hetero male who is bored with the incessant blandness of men's fashion
(he/him)
cis/hetero male who is bored with the incessant blandness of men's fashion
(he/him)
@ispaul Quite a few of the comments on Patreon were about how people would think he's running from something in jeans.
Hi everyone, it's Africa. Could y'all stop blessing my rains? It makes them uncomfortable. ~~Thanks!
bark bark awoo
@Fen Hopefully they'll have wifi in the next update. It's not the future until I can blog from my dog.
Two of my roommates have started dating each other. I guess it won't be long until I'm the only single person in the house, and then everyone in my primary friend group will be too busy with their SOs to want to hang out with me.
I'm glad they're happy, though. They're cute together.
I'm just amazed that I haven't been able to find anybody. In nine days it'll be four years since I was last in a relationship, and I've only had two first dates since then. How can I be so bad at this?
@Om*waterjet vs rubberband ball...
#60000 #psi #waterjet #rubberbands #ball #halved #cut #sliced #animatedgif
Light emitting dogs
josefsometimes i do this, which isnt at all musically necessary
https://mastodon.social/media/XooJLlcPucZE1uzZTbE
https://mastodon.social/media/XooJLlcPucZE1uzZTbE
Mark Shane Hayden1993: On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
2018: The Internet is run by five mega corporations and not only do they ALL know you're a dog, they also know your preferred brand of kibble, your recent interest in flea powder and whether you've been spayed or neutered.