@catsalad "Stairs and stones may break my bones, but slop will never hurt me."

@TheBreadmonkey Did the salad mostly consist of the devil's lettuce?

@david_chisnall If leadership at Microsoft isn't in full-blown panic yet, they're irredeemable. They bet the farm on slopmachines and forcing people to buy a new computer. Now slopmachines have made new computers unaffordable, and the slopmachines are worthless.

@Natasha_Jay I'm guessing Russia should change their naval ensign to "I am dragging my anchor"?

@fasterthanlime https://stackoverflow.com/a/1732454 "(like SGML entities, but more corrupt)"

@AliceStollmeyer Ok, but what if somebody gets addicted to A*? Are we supposed to just navigate ourselves by map?

@Ruth_Mottram Wouldn't this contaminate older snow layers with later particulates/impurities?

@themself @whvholst @cstross AFAIR, the rate of spontaneous fission in Pu-239 is too great for gun-type fission bombs. They fizzle instead.

@jwz I can never tell which tree defense is best, poplar, birch, or oak.

@Nonilex To be fair, the Nobel committee had already irreparably soiled the award, so NBD.