People are vegan because of popeye, he just ate mad spinach and busted skulls

Whoever said that the heart wants what it wants probably still wouldn't understand why I spent a clean 2k on dark web silly bandz. I'm now wanted in 12 States for it

My hands are shaking. I know some of you animals have far outstripped me on here, but you are currently reading my 200th post. I'm nauseous

What's s l a p p i n g this morning

Whoever's spamming local like that doesn't realize it changes nothing about how I experience this website at all

Thrussersize

One day a necromancer will find my posts on here and bring me back to ask me what the tuck I was thinking

Into the myst on main lads, absolutely disappearing into the unknown on main