Please get me out of this fucking town

"legally barred from using the word "remarkable" to describe the product, Jennifer found a workaround"

Daisy did this today and I want @ianmnoone to see it. It's very gross.

Someone suggested to me that we move out of our house that is falling apart, instead of paying to bandaid all the crap that is wrong with it

Look I didn't want to make another dish I had to wash in the bathtub