It must be baseball season because I think I’m going to have a double shitter (tummy hurt)

Woke up this morning and found my plushie Mogu on the floor ​ had to give extra hugs to him

Diaper boy with baby girl characteristics *nods*

Can’t wear the real one so just wearing the face diaper (I caught a cold)

Walking by all the tv displays in a Wallmart/Target and the screens switch to various messy diaper videos of you from different times. No one can turn them off and they keep looping

Can’t stop buying the ODU texture onesies

The new paleo diapers and the lil sparks are looking like my top two design wise

Some days I look down and think it would look cuter in a cage

Ate too many fatty foods yesterday and now I’m blorching my butt off

Need that kind of dad that will take me to ninja training camp