thank you sooooo much! 😊

Can someone find the original image? This would make an awsome wallpaper.

Jim, I’m a snail, not a slug.

We all daydream about men

I always talk to the cops.

“So, interrogate here often?”
“That uniform really makes your eyes pop!”
“Wanna go to the cells, big guy?”
“I will confess if you can make me scream.”

You know it

First time seeing a video on lemmy. I’ve been using it for 5 years now.

And what will you do with me after your triumphant capture? Will you feed me? Play with me? Take me on walks? I demand responsibility.

How devilishly cheeky of you.