@Popehat I only consume the finest of artisanal grifts from the Champagne region of France, to do anything else would just be Sparkling Grift.

@Popehat some people just aspire to a greatness that the rest of us can't comprehend.

@Popehat What about a roast beef sandwich?

@Popehat The Trump News Curse cares not for your briefs, legal or otherwise.

@Popehat yeah, if I wanted to be judged on my cart with Totinos pizzas, potato chips and french onion dip, jalapeno poppers, two tubs of ice cream, hot fudge sauce, cookie dough, and a couple of 2 liters of mtn dew then I'd just wait until my wife was back from her trip.

@conlan @Popehat nah, muting is like letting someone stare through my living room window. I'd rather close the blinds/drapes/curtains and block them off completely.

@Popehat so much Free Speechifying going on that I'm gobsmacked.

@Popehat Try to keep up with the self incrimination meta.