7 weeks after boob smallering, and I am still amazed at how much easier it is to relieve pain in my upper back without the weight we took off. I have never had it so easy.
My Vagina is Haunted
@PerpetualGayle
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they/them. Enby. Queer. Fandom Mom. White trash grand dame in the making. I crochet, monsterfuck, and do not have a Peabody.
Every now and again, I remember how I made my high school trig teacher laugh with glee when I told her how much math I have to do to crochet. She would be pumped to know I'm sitting here working the numbers so the larger yarn I'm using matches the required numbers for the smaller yarn. It would thrill her.
I have eight projects going because of being off for surgery recovery. Of them all, I think freehanding a beaded skirt in thread is maybe the most extra. #crochet
Two theories: My dog videobombs me, and a lot of the time my boobs are very front and center. So, you're either here for cute or you're horny.
No idea why this particular video is doing comparatively massive numbers on my youtube, but I'm glad it's being enjoyed! https://youtu.be/MGjkpMk4Ol4
A Dainty 1970s Crochet Thread Top
A whole damn motif dress! I have excellent resting bitch face, but this one's for the new boobs being sore in a slightly new way since surgery. #crochet
"Gayle, why do you drink Starbucks when you live in PDX, a coffee paradise?"
Because every Starbucks coffee tastes exactly the same, and I won't get a surprise sickly sweet end on my Americano.