The Red Bull/VCARB situation is like a telenovela. There’s the Horner plot line, the Newey plot line, the Marko plot line, the Max/Jos plot line. You’ve got an underperforming veteran being bankrolled by the richest man in Mexico, a fan favorite chasing former glory, whatever Yuki’s got going on, and Liam Lawson pacing the garage for his chance.

If you’re the type who thinks dudes don’t love soap operas, all I can say is #F1, baby.