What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Welcome to johnnycab!

If only the readme clearly said what it was with a link you could click…

Can I borrow your microwave?

Haha, yep!

Since forever?

to waive, meet a minimum balance requirement of $1,500 at the beginning of each day or have at least $500 in monthly direct deposits or keep at least $5,000 across Chase accounts

“Programmer humor” “excel”

Take a look at Withings.

If it doesn’t work, you can still hit him with it

LOL. I had the same reaction when I found out a decade ago.