I took a German in High school… 25+ years ago. Never got fluent and never used it after that. Now I see the memes and find myself picking out words I remember to find the funny.

You see valentines is torture and my birthday is a mess, New years a lot of noise and arbor days a pest

Has to be, right? No one that has seen this movie is making that mistake.

I used a Shelly 1 pulled into home assistant. Works perfectly. Very simple for opening and closing. I am building an ultrasonic sensor using esphome that I’ll use to know how far the door is open. Currently I just use Zigbee contact sensors. Open or closed.

If I don’t survive, tell my wife, hello.

I hated that time in my career. You get to talk to the worst humanity has to offer.

To me, coming from you

I see you learned to code like I did.

I’m high right now, does that count as active?

I drink because of the damn job. I don’t want to drink with the boss.