This would be a nice upgrade to my CRT mirror

Sorry

They’ll definitely come back. It’s just a matter of if humanity will still be around to see them come back.

Dopamine mostly

If it keeps going past that date, will there be -1 videos on screen?

If you’re a little tech savvy, check out nolongerevil.com. You can reflash the firmware of gen1/2 nests and it will no longer talk to Google but instead it talks to their open source control panel.

I’m Young Cellphone I guess

Who’s putting good news into my nightmare fueled mainstream media?

Pfft, it’s not even a CRT!

Reverse compression