Write it out. Work out stuff from the brain. I see things more clearly if I step back and take a look at them. making them concrete I see things I hadn't realized before. Write things down. Take notes on life like it's a chemistry class.
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I Write
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"You're the only person I can trust because you're honest with me."
"If that's the case then you should know that you're never gonna be able to dunk this basketball, your Oscar is made out of chocolate, and that lady that you European Kissed last night was actually a gentleman."
"Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947."
"You're right, no HUMAN BEING would stack books like this."
"There are supposed to be
five differences between these two pictures."
"You know what,
they've actually changed
the IQ test.
Puzzles on the back
of cereal boxes
don't weigh as heavily
in your overall score anymore."
"I'll have a white rum with diet Gingerale and a splash of lime."
"Wow, I never would've pegged you for a University of Tennessee sorority girl."
"Sir, here's your Nancy Drew. "
"When a man orders it it's called a Hardy Boy."
"Is this the part of Saint Patrick's Day where we tell the truth?
𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕣𝕥, 𝕂𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕟!" 🍻
"It seems Johnny didn't exactly buy the wedding ring; he stole it"
"Well, so much for the legendary hobo gold."
"He was a lunatic. He threatened to kill me in public."
"Why would he want to kill you in public?"
"I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her."
"Who once ate so much sugar he jumped on the table and screamed 'I'm alive!' before passing out and banging his head on the mixing board?"
"Matthew."
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You get some great textures when you make a Cheese Toasty on a waffle iron.
Why have I not heard that, does Britain not use a lot of waffle irons?
