Special offer of five cans of Carling for SIXTEEN POUNDS AND TWENTY FIVE PENCE. Hells teeth…

Shit. Here we go… <laughs nervously>

I’m pretty sure this (and… <gestures at everything>) is how The Handmaid’s Tale starts… 👀

15’s cricket was called off tonight. 11’s… wasn’t. What a night to be a scorer. #LivingTheDream

Once again @the-daily-mash.bsky.social has it spot on 🤣

8 year old’s sports day at school today. Shoutout to the adults who take the parent’s race WAY too seriously 🙌🏼😂

I’ve played #FIFA / #FC25 differently this year. I’m not chasing ratings or the “best” team. I play with the players I enjoy playing with and have fun with. I don’t really play Rivals. I don’t play Champs at all. Or Rush. Do yourself a favour and just have some fun.

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What a headline.

Home nice and early and don’t have to listen to more of his songs. I’d be absolutely buzzing.