Seems like somebody missed out on cakefarts.

It’s a humiliating way to enter the galactic community. We would never live it down. But we could use some humbling. I’d accept the help.

Hydrogen is not green. It’s a byproduct of the fossil fuel industry. What we need is bicycles and electric trains.

Shit tons. Mostly in the nerdier jobs.

Nah, they are nowhere near as good as the movies, nor are the villains all that smart.

That’s neat. I wonder how cheap a drone could be made to destroy them?

Yeah, viral zombies won’t last long in the southwest. I ought to be good with just shutters on the house.

Lots of food is gonna rot.

People in countries that use . instead of , still use $ without changing punctuation when referring to the dollar.

No no no furries are good people!