I'm going to turn my computer off and then turn it back on and hope that solves all my worldly problems.

🎵 Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, Of which one of the main ingredients is also peanuts. 🎶

Everybody needs to start thanking me for not destroying them more often.

Man, fuck your ads.

I am a good boy who deserves a combo hot/sweet Italian sausage sandwich from the Home Depot.

The Quick AND The Dead? In THIS economy?

[very Al Pacino as Tony Montana] Pastrami sandwich.

Man, I never get to confer ANYTHING.

Guys, be honest: shall I be wafted to the skies?

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your... beers?! 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸