Maybe the year had a shitty you.
Lord James Alvarez
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Co creator of the Obscure Gentlemen comic with my brother Aaron Alvarez.
Boomers: People are too sensitive and need to toughen up
Millennials: People need to care more and help each other out
Gen X: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Saw a guy named Howard and he didn’t have a mustache.
Frank WhitehouseSon, your grizzly bear girlfriend is tearing this family apart.
Scrümbled Eggs 
Fuck the HOA. Grow corn on your front lawn.
Woodrow PeelVILLAIN: You can run, but you can’t hide.
ME: I can’t run either.
Joher: did you know makeup expires?
me: *spits mine out* what
me: *spits mine out* what
skyI have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
If you stare into someone's eyes while Styxx is playing on their radio you now legally own their Camaro.
T-Rex, watching the comet about to crash into the earth: I hope I’m remembered for my colorful and beautiful feathers.