This answer feels very “do you guys not have phones?”.

The Andrew formerly known as a prince.

Gotta replenish if he wants more wars to stop. Record breaker!

/joke

Dook*

By letting their lives burn down. Seriously. They won’t learn a lesson if they get bailed out now. If they keep hurting, maybe they’ll vote better next time.

More likely they’ll vote Libertarian, aka Diet Republican, and pretend they did something worthwhile.

Democrats fail to fix things (on purpose) while Republicans actively worsen the nation. That’s our only choices until the Democratic party gets massive reform (hopefully) when the old fuckers die.

Came here to mention this one, and here it is! I love Shaolin Soccer.

“It’s time to come together and heal as a nation. Now is not the time for retribution.”

Help me out, because I’m still trying to figure out how it’s known he’s a Marine.

I’m already vegetarian, so I’m controlling my actions just fine. I just also see how angry everyone gets when they find out that I don’t eat meat, despite it having basically no impact on them.

Nah, they’ll just start a new anti-vegan anti-vegetarian campaign and everyone will eat it up.