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See, here is the thing: I’m 60. People who call me old are chronologically correct. I’m not 60 years young. I’m 60 years old. And I am Goddamned proud of if. I’m goddamned proud that I still work with fascinating people and that my age has reached a point where sometimes it is mistaken for wisdom. I am thrilled to have gray hair and the minute this goddamn bald spot gets the size of a silver dollar pancake I’m shaving my head. I will be an old bald guy. No, I’m not wearing a rug or shopping at SHEIN. My Converse have been with me since the 70s, making them as GenX as I am. So get off my lawn.
First resolution for the next year: Remembering that the abyss is for staring and the void is for screaming
Here we go...
It's 10pm and 107°. Why am I here??

The design of women's v. men's pockets: https://pudding.cool/2018/08/pockets/

My daughter inherited a pair of my cargo pants a while ago and spent a good hour yelling HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY POCKETS, THIS IS AMAZING, THE POCKETS EVEN HAVE POCKETS IN THEM AND MY HANDS FIT ALL THE WAY INTO _THOSE POCKETS_

Women's Pockets are Inferior.

If you wear women's clothes, you already know this. But now we've got the data to show it.

The Pudding
Nnnnnnooooooooo!!!!!! Christmas music in the stores on October 20
Anyone have a ticket for #BSLV that they can't use, I have a friend interested in buying