Vapor Weyve

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Trans Chicana. ✡️《she/hers》

Shitposting, tropes, retrogaming, dystheism, fiction.

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@titania Mrs. Bennet is hilarious in text and in real life would give me anxiety attacks. I would hide in my room from her voice.
It's funny how Victorian orphans are all "look how tragic and hardworking I am" and Regency orphans are all "I am such an uptight asshole"

Was thinking about Pride and Prejudice again, as I am wont to do often, and I realized: Caroline Bingley is an eighteen-year-old orphan. Like. The Bingleys' parents are fucking DEAD. That's sort of the whole underlying point.

(And we know that Caroline is basically a kid because Charles is her older brother, and he's, like, what, 21? He's one of the only men in the Austen corpus besides Mr. Collins who marries a woman his own age.)

So, like, either her parents died recently, in which case she's probably still grieving, or they died when she was a child, in which case their deaths are a foundational trauma, or they died when she was too young to remember them, in which case she was essentially raised by the Georgian equivalent to a trust fund. Jesus Christ.

@katievm There's a kobold, an xvart, and a tasloi you meet together in one area called "Larry, Darryl and Darryl". Those are characters on the sitcom Newhart, and they had a catchphrase and everything
It's so perfect to me that Baldur's Gate 1 has a random Newhart reference that was impossibly dated in its time and that age has only made even more of an absurd non sequitur
“This is my Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition character, Caleb, who has a complex backstory” okay man
I'm fussy about mod NPC names; if you name a character something so prosaic as “Gavin” or “Amber” I am probably not going to install it; but if you name a character “Saerileth” I'm not going to install that either
@Danthrax Wild. I've never actually seen Astro Boy before despite being a Mega Man fan, thank you!
@Danthrax can you post a link? I'm intrigued now
@Judeau Sidenote: when I was a fan of the game in the nineties everybody in the fandom thought Laya and Orakio eventually hooked up after defeating Dark Force, but the expanded universe materials all point to the idea that Orakio was romantically involved with Miun, which is fascinating to me